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Attack of the Giant Squid

This is my co-worker/SuperFriend’s band “Attack of the Giant Squid”… he’s on bass.

Best Fight Scene EVAH!

Undefeatable”… Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister’s death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist.

Remakes From Our Childhood

I bitched in the Nightmare on Elm St. 2010 poat below that I’m really sick of “them” remaking our childhood memories. But… and this is a big but… I found one that is an improvement on the original… Plus… Good message, something everyone should take to heart.

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But now who’s gonna dance with me?
Please stay

Seether’s single “Careless Whisper”… covering Wham’s original tune.

European Parliment Pawnage

Nigel Farage asks Van Rompuy who the hell he is. To be honest I don’t know who the hell either of them are. But this is damn funny. I’d like to see this happen here.

We were told that when we had a president, we’d see a giant global political figure – the man that would be the political leader for 500 million people. The man that would represent all of us on the world stage. The man whose job was so important that of course you’re paid more than President Obama. Well, I’m afraid what we’ve got was you. And I’m sorry, but after that performance, earlier, that you gave – and I don’t want to be rude – but, you know, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.

Hysterical! Beck Goofs On Letters To Obama.

Glenn Beck makes fun of those “Letters To Obama” written by little kids supposedly… oddly enough they are always pushing a liberal agenda. Definitely a good listen.

Via Storyballoon.org

Here are some random letters to Obama via Huffinton Post

Dear President Obama,

I am so happy you are our new president! And it is not just because you are black, it is because you have some great ideas! And I wanted to be a singer, dancer, and actress but you open new doors for me. You open the doors for everybody. Now I think that now I can be the first female black president! And we went from black people not being able to vote and that changed and then black people never got a chance to be president but you changed that. And for that, it is like you are my and the whole world’s hero!

Love (a 9 year old),
Tatiana

P.S. I won’t put TV before homework.

Dear President Obama,

I want to say you are the bomb. I love all your speeches. Even my grandma does. I feel sorry for your grandmother but she’s there up in heaven watching over you. When you get to the white house you will have our help.

I’m so happy that you are becoming president. Can you make a change about the cops? They need to pay more attention at the Lincoln Tunnel.

Write back.

Your friend,
Asia

Dear President Obama,

I knew you would win. You easily won by a landslide. Do you think you can lower taxes? Just 20 dollars. My mom wants to move. I do too. The house we want to move to cost twice as much. So, can you please do that? I hope you have a good time being president. I know I would. I also hope you get free time. How did you get to spend time with family and do the election? Also can you really bend the rules? If you can please make children do less homework. Especially on holidays. On holidays they load us with homework. One last request. I promise it’s my last one. Can you make Friday a weekend like Saturday and Sunday?

Sincerely,
Darnell

Olbermann declares war on subhumans, ghouls, fiends and zombies.

I put that last word in there. But Olby is steaming mad! Here’s the deal… Olby basically calls anyone against President Obama’s Health Care “DocUlous” (That’s a play on Porkulous… but I’m using doctor instead of Pork… never mind) subhumans, ghouls, and fiends. Anywhoo he went on MSNBC last night and in his Special Comment gave us the story of his father who’s getting the run around in the hospital supposedly mouthing the words “help help help” because he doesn’t want to be treated anymore… blah blah blah… But when he got down to the nitty-gritty what he was really pissed off at was the use of the words…

DEATH PANELS!

That, right now, is the legacy of the protests of these subhumans who get paid by the insurance companies, who say these things for their own political gain or like that one fiend for money. For money, Betsy McCaughey told people that this conversation about life and death and relief and release, and also about no, keep treating him no matter what happens, until the nation runs out of medicine, she told people that’s a death panel and she did that for money.

……….

It’s a life panel, and damn those who call it otherwise to hell!

Apparently those are his trigger words that make him go bat-shit crazy. Watch him lose his shit in his very SPECIAL asshole way below or go below the fold to read a transcript. Here’s the part that bugs me. Olby’s rating are the lowest possible in TV while still keeping the show on the air. I think it’s because 75% of those recently polled think this ObamaCare crap is needing to be scrapped and started over. So… am I wrong in saying that 75% of us are all subhumans, ghouls, fiends and zombies? Maybe he should consider not calling 75% of us names and he might get some ratings? I dunno but I think it couldn’t hurt.

Twenty-five percent of people questioned in the poll say Congress should pass legislation similar to the bills passed by both chambers, with 48 percent saying lawmakers should work on an entirely new bill and a quarter saying Congress should stop all work on health care reform.

Please don’t get me wrong. I think that the health care system needs an overhaul, but not at the expense of the BEST HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD! It needs fixing but the government has a complete inability to regulate itself let alone a giant chunk of our economy that it knows even less about than it’s own business. Death and in particular the death or impending death of a loved one is a difficult time for anyone. But name calling in his stressful situation is so unbelievably transparent and unprofessional. Who’s in charge of him over there?

VIDEO AND TRANSCRIPT BELOW THE FOLD!

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Joe “Dirt” Biden Credits Success In Iraq To… Obama?

Via Hot Air

UPDATE VIDEO ADDED!

Last night on Larry King Joe “Dirt” Biden said that…

Joe Biden on Larry King Live: “I am very optimistic about—about Iraq. I mean, this could be one of the great achievements of this administration. You’re going to see 90,000 American troops come marching home by the end of the summer.

You’re going to see a stable government in Iraq that is actually moving toward a representative government. I spent—I’ve been there 17 times now. I go about every two months—three months. I know every one of the major players in all the segments of that society.

It’s impressed me. I’ve been impressed how they have been deciding to use the political process rather than guns to settle their differences.”

Are you kidding me? Seriously? Really? After 8 years of hard fought battles, deaths, elections, suicide bombers and American Troops sent by George “Yes in fact we do miss you” Bush he’s going to take credit for anything at all? Wasn’t it Obama that didn’t want the surge? Wasn’t it Murtha who said the Marines killed in cold blood? Wasn’t it Reed who said “The WAR is LOST?” It was. It would be like me taking credit for how beautiful and smart and talented my step daughter is biologically speaking!

Eat shit democrats. You get credit for NOTHING! The war was won before Obama even took office. Fucking assholes.

UPDATE 1 VIDEO ADDED… COMMENTS START AT THE 6:00 MARK ON PART 2

PART 1

PART 2