Nightmare On Elm Street 2010

Why the fuck must they remake every gad damn movie from our childhood? Here’s the #2 trailer for Nightmare on Elm Street featuring someone else as Freddy Krueger.

Here’s the guy playing Krueger… Jackie Earle Haley… Whatevah…

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European Parliment Pawnage

Nigel Farage asks Van Rompuy who the hell he is. To be honest I don’t know who the hell either of them are. But this is damn funny. I’d like to see this happen here.

We were told that when we had a president, we’d see a giant global political figure – the man that would be the political leader for 500 million people. The man that would represent all of us on the world stage. The man whose job was so important that of course you’re paid more than President Obama. Well, I’m afraid what we’ve got was you. And I’m sorry, but after that performance, earlier, that you gave – and I don’t want to be rude – but, you know, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.

Hysterical! Beck Goofs On Letters To Obama.

Glenn Beck makes fun of those “Letters To Obama” written by little kids supposedly… oddly enough they are always pushing a liberal agenda. Definitely a good listen.

Via Storyballoon.org

Here are some random letters to Obama via Huffinton Post

Dear President Obama,

I am so happy you are our new president! And it is not just because you are black, it is because you have some great ideas! And I wanted to be a singer, dancer, and actress but you open new doors for me. You open the doors for everybody. Now I think that now I can be the first female black president! And we went from black people not being able to vote and that changed and then black people never got a chance to be president but you changed that. And for that, it is like you are my and the whole world’s hero!

Love (a 9 year old),
Tatiana

P.S. I won’t put TV before homework.

Dear President Obama,

I want to say you are the bomb. I love all your speeches. Even my grandma does. I feel sorry for your grandmother but she’s there up in heaven watching over you. When you get to the white house you will have our help.

I’m so happy that you are becoming president. Can you make a change about the cops? They need to pay more attention at the Lincoln Tunnel.

Write back.

Your friend,
Asia

Dear President Obama,

I knew you would win. You easily won by a landslide. Do you think you can lower taxes? Just 20 dollars. My mom wants to move. I do too. The house we want to move to cost twice as much. So, can you please do that? I hope you have a good time being president. I know I would. I also hope you get free time. How did you get to spend time with family and do the election? Also can you really bend the rules? If you can please make children do less homework. Especially on holidays. On holidays they load us with homework. One last request. I promise it’s my last one. Can you make Friday a weekend like Saturday and Sunday?

Sincerely,
Darnell

Olbermann declares war on subhumans, ghouls, fiends and zombies.

I put that last word in there. But Olby is steaming mad! Here’s the deal… Olby basically calls anyone against President Obama’s Health Care “DocUlous” (That’s a play on Porkulous… but I’m using doctor instead of Pork… never mind) subhumans, ghouls, and fiends. Anywhoo he went on MSNBC last night and in his Special Comment gave us the story of his father who’s getting the run around in the hospital supposedly mouthing the words “help help help” because he doesn’t want to be treated anymore… blah blah blah… But when he got down to the nitty-gritty what he was really pissed off at was the use of the words…

DEATH PANELS!

That, right now, is the legacy of the protests of these subhumans who get paid by the insurance companies, who say these things for their own political gain or like that one fiend for money. For money, Betsy McCaughey told people that this conversation about life and death and relief and release, and also about no, keep treating him no matter what happens, until the nation runs out of medicine, she told people that’s a death panel and she did that for money.

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It’s a life panel, and damn those who call it otherwise to hell!

Apparently those are his trigger words that make him go bat-shit crazy. Watch him lose his shit in his very SPECIAL asshole way below or go below the fold to read a transcript. Here’s the part that bugs me. Olby’s rating are the lowest possible in TV while still keeping the show on the air. I think it’s because 75% of those recently polled think this ObamaCare crap is needing to be scrapped and started over. So… am I wrong in saying that 75% of us are all subhumans, ghouls, fiends and zombies? Maybe he should consider not calling 75% of us names and he might get some ratings? I dunno but I think it couldn’t hurt.

Twenty-five percent of people questioned in the poll say Congress should pass legislation similar to the bills passed by both chambers, with 48 percent saying lawmakers should work on an entirely new bill and a quarter saying Congress should stop all work on health care reform.

Please don’t get me wrong. I think that the health care system needs an overhaul, but not at the expense of the BEST HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD! It needs fixing but the government has a complete inability to regulate itself let alone a giant chunk of our economy that it knows even less about than it’s own business. Death and in particular the death or impending death of a loved one is a difficult time for anyone. But name calling in his stressful situation is so unbelievably transparent and unprofessional. Who’s in charge of him over there?

VIDEO AND TRANSCRIPT BELOW THE FOLD!

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Number 5 is ALIVE!

This one goes out to Heather and Greg who for whatever reason cannot recall one of the best movies of the 80’s…

SHORT CIRCUIT! (IMDB)

Who’s Johnny by El DeBarge

Really? You really don’t remember this?

We’re All Going To Burn Up… Oh wait.. Sorry that’s all crap!

For the last decade I’ve been consistently poo-pooing the whole Global Warming nonsense. But before I continue I want to say this, I love our planet and I think that anything that we can do to make it a cleaner more hospitable place is a good thing. I do not litter or light my fire-pit on no-burn days and I think we should try and make cleaner fuels to make the air more breathable. My son has asthma and often has days where he can barely breathe. It’s so bad in fact that we had to move from Florida to the desert here in Phoenix (actually outside of Phoenix due to the smog being so bad) because he couldn’t handle the humidity in Southern Florida.

So I look at taking care of the planet much like I do religion. I do not believe in God (Global Warming) but I do believe in the tenants of the church i.e. the Commandments and the lessons the bible teaches to get along with my fellow human beings and be a good person (turn off the lights, don’t run the water while I’m brushing my teeth, use CFL bulbs and don’t litter).

Now back to my poo-pooing of the Global Warming nonsense. From the begining I’ve thought this idea was ludicrous. Someone (Gore) is going to lecture all of us that the world was heating up and we’re all going to drown or burn to death. I always thought immediately of the great melt-down at the end of the last ice-age and was always stuck on the fact that man at the time was certainly not driving around SUVs and Mammoth farts couldn’t have been that bad. When the local weather guy can’t tell me that it’s going to rain tomorrow but in the second sentence tell me the planet has been warming and is going to get warmer still just seemed impossible. Does that make me a cynic? Probably, but it also makes me Kool-aide free.

So in the last few months it turns out that all of the data the Global Warming nuts were throwing in our faces was all a bunch of worthless crap. Completely and utterly worthless garbage that they made up to fit their agenda. They call us (Republicans) fear-mongers. Well “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” just as I’ve been saying since the beginning of this. Shoving data in our faces, ruining the lives of those who had the guts to come out against their agenda and basically helping to drive our economy into the ground with ethanol fuel subsidies and wind farms that have always turned out, just like Man-Bear-Pig, to be an utter bunch of bullshit. Don’t believe me? Keep reading or you can go here to see all of the scandals that have broken in the last few months as put together by Mark Landsbaum at the OC Register with an explanation of each. Here’s a sampling of those…

ClimateGate, FOIGate, ChinaGate, HimalayaGate, PachauriGate, PachauriGate II, SternGate, SternGate II, AmazonGate, PeerReviewGate, RussiaGate, Russia-Gate II, U.S.Gate, IceGate, ResearchGate, ReefGate, AfricaGate, DutchGate, AlaskaGate…

Al Gore and his now INCONVENIENT TRUTH and the left as well as those on the right who have jumped on this bandwagon should be ashamed of themselves. I would hope that many MANY lawsuits will follow this and put those who drove this hysteria back into the shadows where they belong with UFO nuts, bigfoot freaks and Mothman weirdos.

THERE has been no global warming for 15 years, a key scientist admitted yesterday in a major U-turn.

Professor Phil Jones, who is at the centre of the “Climategate” affair, conceded that there has been no “statistically significant” rise in temperatures since 1995.

The admission comes as new research casts serious doubt on temperature records collected around the world and used to support the global warming theory.

Researchers said yesterday that warming recorded by weather stations was often caused by local factors rather than global change….

… Ross McKitrick, of the University of Guelph, Canada, who was invited to review the IPCC’s last report said: “We concluded, with overwhelming statistical significance, that the IPCC’s climate data are contaminated with surface effects from industrialisation and data quality problems. These add up to a large warming bias.”

Obama’s Federal Goverment Wants To Track Cell Phones?

Wait… Didn’t the lefty-loons freak-right-the-fuck-out when the Patriot Act gave the Feds the ability and right to spy on anyone they want? Well, well, well… It turns out that’s exactly what the Obama adminsitration is wanting. To spy on your phone calls.

The Obama administration has argued that warrant-less tracking is permitted because Americans enjoy no “reasonable expectation of privacy” in their–or at least their cell phones’–whereabouts. U.S. Department of Justice lawyers say that “a customer’s Fourth Amendment rights are not violated when the phone company reveals to the government its own records” that show where a mobile device placed and received calls.

Those claims have alarmed the ACLU and other civil liberties groups, which have opposed the Justice Department’s request and plan to tell the U.S. Third Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia that Americans’ privacy deserves more protection and judicial oversight than what the administration has proposed.

WHAT THE FUCK? I mean these guys (Obama) ran on the idea that what BOOOOSH was doing was so bad. But they are going to do it anyways? What a bunch of assholes. Here’s Olbermann screeching about BOOOSH and his cronies spying on us. I wonder if he’ll start screaming tonight. Let’s try this, all of you liberal scumbags who cried last time this came up hold your breath until he does… go ahead… we’ll wait.