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I was born in 1973 to a middle income white family, I am college educated and had been a liberal until mine eyes were opened in the early 90’s, thank you Bill Clinton. I was often beaten up in grade school and finally had enough after Bruno Jones flushed my new Coca Cola shirt down the toilet along with my Guess Jeans and my Le Coq Sportif hat. At that moment I decided not to take it anymore and began my study in … Snap Crack Wooosh… Ti Kwan Leap…. and I will use my Kung-Fu style to defeat all those who come to me without brains, common sense, logic or a conscience… you do not believe me? See my Master Feng Wu training to defeat his enemy!

Ti Kwan Leep

I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hah woo yah ooomm! Listen, shrimp! All this teh gey talk is really starting to piss me off. Now, are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I gonna start wipin’ the walls with you?

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35 Comments

  1. prisms08 says:

    You are the BEST!…A True Patriot!

  2. chris smith says:

    You are one ugly dude!

  3. Ed Gruberman says:

    Come on! I’m stunning! Don’t be jealous!

  4. Chris Smith says:

    I know I’m just kidding, you look yummy! 😉 Are you a Log Cabin Republican?

  5. Ed Gruberman says:

    Ha! No I’m no Log Cabin Republican. But I understand your/their attraction, I don’t blame you at all. But it’s not my style… I love the ladies and the ladies love me.

  6. Chris Smith says:

    That was a sweet response, hun. Thank you. You seem quite large, do you workout? I would love to meet you one day, I’m sure you will like me! 😉

  7. Ed Gruberman says:

    I refer to my previous statement… “I love the ladies and the ladies love me”. If you’re a dude… I WILL NOT LIKE YOU! I am NOT TEH GEH! Not that there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just not my thing.

  8. Chris Smith says:

    You should reconsider. I am very lady like, besides I never met a celebrity before. I would be real nervous meeting you. Just think about it ok, hun. Hey, by the way I love your posts, your going to get good comments from me 🙂

  9. Ed Gruberman says:

    Ha! Lemme reconsider… Nope, I still don’t like dudes. When you say “Lady-Like” I’m seeing Eric Allan Kramer (Bear) from “American Wedding” having a dance-off with Stifler in the Gay-Bar. Enjoy the site, sorry I’m such a heart-breaker.

  10. Chris Smith says:

    You should reconsider, you probably will like it hun. 😉 I know how to dance, if thats what you like. But on a serious note, you are cute and I enjoy reading your posts. Two thumbs up!

  11. Ed Gruberman says:

    You’re never… EVAH going to sell me on it Chris. Sorry. But I hope you enjoy the blog. I’ll be updating here soon and should have some new posts ready in a few days.

  12. Jim Lynch says:

    I was just checking your blog out! But this conversation worries me.

  13. Ed Gruberman says:

    Yeah, wierd huh? I guess he’s into me?

  14. John Simkin says:

    I have to agree with Jim on this one, fucking homo’s! Shouldn’t be sympathetic either, what are you Ricky Martin? There everywhere now a days, god fucking dam it! We don’t need them in our party either. Go to the gay loving democrats if you think there is “nothing wrong with it,” Ed!

  15. Ed Gruberman says:

    John… John… John… Are you a complete fucking idiot? Who the fuck gets on someone’s blog and says some dumb ass, red neck, close minded, stupid ass shit like what you just wrote? It’s fucking morons like you who give the rest of us a bad name. How about you go fuck yourself you homophobic dipshit. Lemme guess you wanna repeal a woman’s right to vote and segregate the south again? Wake up, the GOOD OL’ BOY PARTY is not what it used to be. It’s a big tent and everyone’s welcome… Well everyone but dumb ass cavemen like John Simkin, the Grand Poo-bah of High Butt crack.

    Go troll somewhere else and leave them some sort of ticking-verbal-time-bomb. Eat shit.

  16. Ed Gruberman says:

    Wow. John… Feeling a little hostile? I think my spam filters picked up all of your cursing and put that post on hold. I don’t mind if you rip on me, you can call me whatever you want, it’s your right to do so I guess. As you can see above I simply (Edited For Content) the words that I don’t want my 10 year old son reading on my blog and as a man of conservative values as you purport I would think that in the future you would (Edited For Content) yourself or face the wrath of the BAN BUTTON OF DOOM!

    So I’ll tell you what… Send me all the traffic you want! Anyone reading this blog for more than 5 minutes will quickly question why you think I’m a Liberal (Edited For Content) sucking douche as you so eloquently put it. With the media trying to make all of us Teabaggers out to be knuckle dragging, nazi hugging, racist, bible banging, over-alls wearing, toothless, gun toting, gay-bashing cavemen you’d think you’d shut the fuck up and not want to prove their point. You sir are an A-Class dipshit.

    To quote Ronald Reagan and his 11th Commandment…

    “Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.”

    Why don’t you include a link to your “Teaparty Blog”… Let’s see what you’ve got.

  17. Mr. Ed Gruberman

    Pardon my assistant for his harsh words. But he is a prime example of why many of us in the Conservative Party, are fed up with some in the Republican Party with your type of thinking. With all do respect of course. Here’s the explanation!

    Republicans like you are the ones we are trying to get rid of. Republicans like Charlie Crist, Rudy Giuliani, John Mccain, Arlen Specter, and those like yourself, who do not follow Conservative Principals.

    If Republicans want our vote in November and in elections held then on, we want the Republican Party to follow and adhere to Conservative Principals. So that we do not lose our way again, like it was done under G.W. in 2008 with the bailout. We will be using you as an example of what we do NOT want in the Republican Party, or many of us will be voting and replacing Republicans that think just like you. So yes, you and that conversation with Chris Smith will be part of three blogs the:

    http://www.teapartypatriots.org

    http://www.redstate.com

    http://www.jdforsenate.com (J.D. Hayworth A Consistent Conservative)

    Your photo and that conversation will be used. If you would like to defend your principals on Gay Marriage, we are holding small one on one interviews with those that we do NOT consider conservatives in D.C.

    This is a tactic that we will be using to start a true conservative movement, this is to show that we will be going after any Republican who dares stray away from Conservative Principals and we are giving those Republicans a chance to defend themselves on the air, including regular voters. You may even find yourself, with a television lineup with the likes of Charlie Crist. Who know’s? And yes we are using your slogan. It fits perfectly with the message we want to send to the John Mccain’s in the Republican Party.

    Beating down ignorance, hypocrisy, stupidity and human ugliness one chump at a time. Boot to the HEAD!

    P.S. Ronald Reagan never believed in Gay Marriage, what is wrong with YOU!

    Thank you for your time,
    Tea Party Coordinator and Organizer
    Pastor Thomas Robb

  18. Ed Gruberman says:

    Well Pastor Thomas I wish you the best of luck with that. Alienating those of us more to the center is a great idea and I hope that works for you. There’s a reason why those in Washinton (Clinton/Bush) slowly but surely swing to the center through their tenure, as it turns out most people are somewhere in the center on most issues. But who cares about reason and logic when it comes to politics right?!

    In all seriousness I hope you know that my opinions are based on the universe I live in and have been formed and molded by the events in my life. Not because some talking points memo that slowly but surely whittle away people who DO support your cause tells me to. I absolutely hate liberals in most cases. Not because I am simply a conservative but because their universe makes little to no sense to me. They support abortion but not the death penalty… the list goes on and on and I will not go into it here. But the fact remains that as I grow older and wiser I see myself waning on some things and waxing on others. The important thing is that I am open to accepting that I could be wrong on any given issue at any given time. Should that be true I can change my opinion. Not because of the pressure of your asshole friend who continues to use the most fowl, disrespecting language on my blog and must be made aware that I have my finger hovering above the BAN BUTTON for the first time in 4 years, but because I am capable of fallacy. I am a man and I know I can be wrong.

    I love our conservative movement and support the Tea-party movement wholeheartedly. But the best part of being Ed Gruberman is that I can and have changed my opinion on several issues and have done so with both fervor and humility. If that isn’t acceptable to you or the tea-party then… well… too bad. You’re going to have to live with it. I want a politician to represent me who values the vast array of his constituent’s opinions and can bend like a reed in the wind, not some set in stone granite slab who votes based on those talking points I mentioned before. If you and your butt-hole friend wish to go through my blog, I challenge you to find just one… JUST ONE post where I am leaning even slight past the center and to the left enough to receive the vitriol that he has spewed on my innocent little blog.

    I would relish the interview and will make my personal information available to you should that come to fruition. So take it or leave it, my opinions and those whom I blog with and around are not willing to be walked on my the likes of your assistant. If I am not good enough then neither is Ace of Spades, Hot Air, or Michelle Malkin… You better be ready to accept their wrath when you try and strong-arm them. The amount of hits I get is in NOW WAY even close to theirs. My style and opinions often reflect theirs, so you better be ready to answer to them as well. Tell your assistant my finger hovers above the never before pressed BAN BUTTON if I see him commenting like he has been. Also my slogan “Beating down ignorance, hypocrisy, stupidity and human ugliness one chump at a time.” is copyrighted under my real name and may not be used without my consent. My attorney has been notified and would be more than willing to discuss it with you should you choose to use it.

    I enjoy a vigorous discussion and debate so feel free to come on over and discuss anything with me at anytime. Cruise the blog… I think that you will be pleasantly refreshed by the things I have posted. Oh and one more thing… Reagan would never make it as a conservative today.. I love him and he is one of the greatest men I have ever had the chance to meet. But

    The federal payroll was larger in 1989 than it had been in 1981. Reagan’s tax cuts, whatever their merits as short-term fiscal policy, left large and growing budget deficits when combined with increased spending, and added to the national debt. His tax increases were among the largest proportionate ones in U.S. history. And more than one historian has called Reagan’s foreign policy “Wilsonian.” In short, it is hard in 2009 to point to any concrete evidence that the Reagan Revolution fundamentally altered the nation’s trajectory toward bloated, centralized, interventionist government.

    One more thing… Your buddy John Simkin was pretty convincing as his gay character Chris Smith in his trolling of my blog. You should ask John how he got so good at the Teh Geh character? SOUNDS A BIT FISHY!

  19. Scott Mercer says:

    Hey, Ed, do you have the DVD’s of “Alice”? That Mel is a crack-up!

  20. Ed Gruberman says:

    Oh yeah he’s a funny one. “Stow it Alice!”

  21. Ti Kwan Leep Master says:

    Boot to the head, Ed Gruberman!

  22. Ed Gruberman says:

    I blocked that by the way with my “Ghost Fist” technique. Snap… Crack… Woosh!

  23. James says:

    You Rhino!!

  24. Roger says:

    You truly are an idiot Ed! Get the hell out of our party, you are no Republican, we will purify the Republican party. ‘We,’ meaning true conservatives!!! Not phony Americans like yourself!! Get an education on real principles!

  25. Jason says:

    I’m not hiding behind the “Ed” character for this one… This is the real “Ed”. I wouldn’t normally even acknowledge such an asinine comment since I’m not even writing here anymore but you sir are an A-Class dipshit.

    Listen up you knuckle dragging caveman. This isn’t YOUR party you close-minded prick. Why don’t you head back to the mountains of Kentucky where everything is exactly as you want it and go back to keeping it in the family and get those kankles of yours wet in your shallow-ass gene-pool. Stop using the public computers at the Library in-town and head back to your little shack in them-thar-hills and practice your banjo-pickin, snake-handnin’ and Strychnine drinkin’ or go find some soldiers funerals to protest with your Westboro buddies.

    This isn’t YOUR party, it’s OUR party so take your little comments and find some other place to spew your moronic blubbering because the last time I checked it wasn’t “true conservatives” like you call yourself that took our government back, it was REAL people like me that did.

    Go fuck yourself.

  26. Charles says:

    We know who you are cock lover! Real conservatives has taken over, go eat a bloody ass Jason. Get the fuck out of our party you RINO, and take that shit somewhere else.

    We asked you to come down to D.C. to do an interview, and your homo ass didn’t come down. Bitch! Bring those gay loving principles around here, and we’ll face stomp you!!

  27. Jason says:

    Wow! You make out with your mom with that mouth? You wanted me to come to DC for an interview and a face stomp? Sounds delightful. Don’t make me hit the Big Red Ban Button again.

  28. Sara says:

    Jason you crack me up, after reading this on the wire. You are just another RINO. That is why idiots like you and your thinking got kicked out of congress. Get out of our party, wait get out of our country is more like it!!!

  29. Jason says:

    Yeah… Well I’m sorry to tell you Sara it’s not gonna happen. I’m here to stay. Keep making that tent of yours smaller and smaller and the only one’s left in there are gonna be wearing brown shirts, red suspenders and jack-boots. That kind of close minded thinking was what was wrong with the libtards we kicked out a few weeks ago. I’m not your enemy, I’m on the same side as you!

  30. Diana says:

    Jason I’ll quote you “I am NOT TEH GEH! Not that there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just not my thing.” So your saying that you approve of it, sounds like a Democrat/Charlie Crist comment to me. Your a washed up Republican with no back bone, more like a washed up American who rants and raves on blogs pretending to be a patriot.

    Oh we have a big tent, its for true conservatives who stick to the principles, your just under another tent and it ain’t this one. Get out of our country! Its your type that has brought our country down, now we are cleaning house. Weren’t you a Democrat any way… LOSER!! Stop pretending!!

  31. Diana says:

    Quoting you again Jason…”I was born in 1973 to a middle income white family, I am college educated and had been a LIBERAL until mine eyes were opened in the early 90’s, thank you Bill Clinton.”

    You sir are a phony! Period!!

  32. Jason says:

    Good God people! Have you even read this blog? HAVE YOU? No you haven’t because if you had you’d know your comments are just ignorant. If you can take all of my combined posts, links, photos, videos, charts and quotes over 4+ years and somehow come to the conclusion that I am someone faking it then so be it. It’s a free country, think whatever you want but it is moronic Diana. Try reading some of my stuff and then re-comment.

  33. Corporal Adams says:

    I am a Marine and I have read your blog, and the post on the Patriot website. Although I agree with you on some issues, your support on this major issue of Homosexuality, is what really pisses me off. As a conservative to support such an issue, devalues all of your principles. Why? You ask, our military is about to repeal “don’t ask don’t tell” and put my unit and our safety on the line.

    And this repeal could put my life on the line, and other soldiers as well. You sir are an ass, get out of our country, you shit!

    Go back to learning the conservative principles!!

  34. Jason says:

    Well well well. So Corporal Adams is it? It’s funny… When I got in the blogging business 6 years ago I was told by a now famous blogger that “there’s a lotta crazy mother fuckers out there, get yourself an IP logger just in case someone goes bonkers”. Well for 6 years I never seriously had to look at that page. Until today!

    So Corporal Adams do you know what your IP addy is? Cause I do. 167.206.154.XX (I edited the last 2 numbers for safety-sake). It’s oddly enough the same one as the previous few commentors! Wadda ya know?! Turns out that IP addy belongs to a certain business in NY called… Wait for it… Wait for it… Greenbriar Associates!

    http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/167.206.154.26

    Greenbriar Associates is a private company categorized under Real Estate Developers and located in Hawthorne, NY. Do you know who’s a Partner for Greenbriar? Martin Ginsburg!

    http://www.corporationwiki.com/New-York/Valhalla/martin-ginsburg-P2763151.aspx

    Mr. G made a $1,000 donation to Nita Lowey Democratic Representative (NY-18) who is rated 100% by the HRC (Human Rights Campaign http://www.hrc.org) indicating a pro-gay-rights stance.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/searchS?q=Nita+Lowey+for+Congress

    The HRC represents a grassroots force of more than 700,000 members and supporters nationwide. As the largest national gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender civil rights organization, HRC envisions an America where GLBT people are ensured of their basic equal rights, and can be open, honest and safe at home, at work and in the community.

    http://www.ontheissues.org/NY/Nita_Lowey_Civil_Rights.htm

    So let’s do this you fucking coward. Let’s call Mr. G and ask him what he thinks of your gay bashing and impersonation of an Officer in the Marine Corp as well as using his internet services to do so… What’s his number… Maybe I’ll look for it during business hours. Don’t fuck with me bitch…

    Snap… Crack… Woosh!

  35. Clare Bernik says:

    BRAVO! Keep doing what you do Ed.

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