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Obama’s A Liar, Also Just In, The Sky Is Blue…



“In January, I outlined a plan to help revive our faltering economy,” Obama said, “which formed the basis for a bipartisan stimulus package that passed the Congress.”

Wow. Just WOW. I mean W O W! This has to be a misquote. There has to be something else here right? RIGHT? I mean there’s no way that Barack H. Obama could possibly say this in public could he? REALLY? Is that true that he single handedly created and then licked every envelope?

Democrats on Capitol Hill who support Obama say no.

Wanting Obama to win, however, none will say so on the record.

But media accounts from the time make it clear that even though Obama, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, and Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., all offered legislation to provide stimulus to the economy, congressional leaders looped them and their legislation out of negotiations…

[T]hough the bill that eventually passed more closely resembled Obama’s than either Clinton’s or McCain’s, those involved in the drafting of the legislation say it was more a matter of agreeing on a good idea [to issue rebate checks] and was not a matter of, as Obama claimed, his proposal having “formed the basis for a bipartisan stimulus package that passed the Congress.”

Wait. So the representative of the Democrat party… isn’t representing Democrats… wait… I’m SO CONFUSED!

Actually he didn’t even show up for the vote… wait… he… oh wait… he OUTLINED the plan which foooormed the BASIS for a bipartisan stimulus package that passed the Congress… No… But that would mean that he… doesn’t support the  plan which formed the BASIS for a bipartisan stimulus package that passed the Congress? So basically the only thing he had to do with it was that he was breathing inside the continental United States when it was passed so he can take credit for it because he is the Chosen One and the Chosen One can take credit for whatever he DAMN well feels like becuse… he is the CHOSEN ONE!? I’M SO CONFUSED… Why would “THE ONE” (that name is followed by harp sounds… kinda like Hannity’s Hannitized Sound…) say sometyhing that is so far from the truth that even his own party says…

“No Way, No How, NObama!”

Thank you Dennis Miller, I know you love this and since no one is picking up on it I’m going with it. When it becomes HUGE make sure you thank me. Besides that, it’s not the first time he’s fudged the WHITE-MAN’S truth…

Obama also spoke about his uncle, who was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz. He said the family legend is that, upon returning from war, his uncle spent six months in an attic. “Now obviously, something had really affected him deeply, but at that time there just weren’t the kinds of facilities to help somebody work through that kind of pain,” Obama said. “That’s why this idea of making sure that every single veteran, when they are discharged, are screened for post-traumatic stress disorder and given the mental health services that they need – that’s why it’s so important.”

The Russians liberated Auschwitz… plus he’s said that his GRANDFATHER was in WWII… But that would mean that his son was also there… wait… if his grandfather… and his son… but isn’t his mother an only child? Wait… I’M SO CONFUSED… Let’s let “The Messiah” clear this up for us…

My grandfather signed up for a war the day after Pearl Harbor was bombed, fought in Patton’s army. He saw the dead and dying across the fields of Europe; he heard the stories of fellow troops who first entered Auschwitz and Treblinka. He fought in the name of a larger freedom, part of that arsenal of democracy that triumphed over evil, and he did not fight in vain.

Wait… Oh never mind. I guess my simple, bitter, clingy mid can’t wrap itself around his proverbs. I better leave it to the professionals to break this down for me. I guess that there’s only one person that can sum all of this up. The next PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES… John “Knock You The Fuck Out” McCain…



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