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• Man Up, Check The List Wussies

Here is a list of “25 Skills Every Man Should Know”. You can find a full how-to rundown of each one in the October issue of Popular Mechanics, which just hit newsstands. But for now, check out their carefully selected list below. If you come across a couple you don’t know how to do just take yourself out back and start polishing your nails panzies.

The List: How to…
1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

I got 24/25… I pay someone to bleed my brakes. There were some missing though…

26. “Type” and use a mouse at the same time
27. Talk to your “better half” while not actually paying attention
28. Cook a steak
29. Wear pants 1 day too long
30. Hunt down a white clad ninja and cut his head off
31. Eat a Lobster

32…. Go ahead leave the rest, I’ll put the best on here…

H/T ABSOLUTE MORAL AUTHORITY

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4 Comments

  1. Your Wife says:

    Well you are very good at # 27 but just FYI…I know when you are doing it!

  2. Ed says:

    Uhhh hey honey… I didn’t know you were in here… Uhhhh… I like your hair, it makes you look skinny and 10 years younger!

  3. OH, I thought you said “rescue a BLOATER who has capsized.”

    All the stuff about fixing cars is anachronistic now that manufacturers just seal the engine in an epoxy bubble. Or at least it seems like they do.

    This list needs more knives and other sharp tools. And wood and metal. And at least a revolver. And what about knots? And throwing a right cross?

    Number 2 is PC security? I hate this millenium.

  4. Ed says:

    I DID ADD THIS…

    30. Hunt down a white clad ninja and cut his head off

    But I did not specify with what…

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