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• Jessica Alba NOT? The Sexiest Woman Alive???

Say it isn’t so! This will make my wife happy… Just what I need… According to my post Jessica Alba Mathematically Proven To Be Sexiest! (With the exception of my wife) I stated that I knew she was the sexiest woman alive or possibly even dead ones. Well one of the scientists involved has come forward to dispute the findings.

Last week the Daily Telegraph released results of a very sexy scientific study claiming that Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the world. Alba’s 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips, said the study, produced the sexiest strut, ranking her higher than Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss and even historical hottie Marilyn Monroe.

But according to Cambridge University Professor Richard Weber, who worked on the mathematical equation, Alba wasn’t the winner. Weber was commissioned to determine the sexiest swagger by Clarion Communications, a PR firm that reps a hair removal product. He says the reported results are bogus — Angelina Jolie is actually the sexiest strutter.

Adds scientist Ben Goldacre, writer for the Guardian, Clarion already had a winner in mind when it commissioned the study. Goldacre was told by a Clarion rep that in order to highlight the product, they wanted “Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie, and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom — e.g., skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy.”

The nerve! According to a survey of 800 men, and Weber’s mathematical estimations, Beyonce was actually ranked fourth and Angelina Jolie was the first place pick. Alba ranked 7th in the survey — near the bottom — but was chosen by Clarion as the winner for her “shapely curves and smooth, glossy legs,” according to a Veet press release.

Said Weber, “The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do mathematics here. I do not endorse what the press release says.”

LIES LIES LIES! Ok, you decide Jolie or Alba…

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3 Comments

  1. eddiebear says:

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  2. Ed says:

    Jolie had Billy Bob in her. That’s all I see when I see her. She looks used. I’ve never thought she was hot, except for in the first Tomb Raider movie. I really want that list. I guess her real number was 7 with Beyonce as 1!? Which is it, Alba or Jolie?

  3. No she is the sexest woman alive

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