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• Edmonton Man Arrested For Masturbating On Car!

itf212036.jpgSandy Wong gets turned on by expensive and classic cars, motorcycles and women with big feet and really likes to expose himself in public.Unfortunately, the 45-year-old Edmonton man’s sexual deviancy has led to him “pleasuring” himself while sitting on the roof of cars, including a BMW on display at the Home and Garden Show at the Northlands Agricom.

Wong was sentenced Friday to 90 days in jail, which he has already served in pre-trial custody, and put on probation for two years after earlier pleading guilty to three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of mischief, two counts of obstructing a peace officer and theft.

“Mr. Wong is a sex offender. That is what he is,” said Crown prosecutor Kimberly Goddard. “These are sexual offences done in public; voyeurism, exhibitionism …”

Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the BMW display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.

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Be ready for some bad space driving

NASA finished putting in the new mirrors on the visors in the front seat of the space shuttle this afternoon. Apparently they were requested by the new skipper of the space shuttle and the skipper of the International Space Station… both women!

2 Women to Skipper Space Shuttle, ISS

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) – A giant leap is about to be made for womankind. When space shuttle Discovery blasts off Tuesday, a woman will be sitting in the commander’s seat. And up at the international space station, a female skipper will be waiting to greet her. It will be the first time in the 50-year history of spaceflight that two women are in charge of two spacecraft at the same time.

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• Charlize Theron crowned Sexiest Woman by Esquire

I cannot disagree more. We all know that Jessica Alba is the sexiest woman alive (Scroll Down To See Why). But that metro-sexual semi-ghey mag Esquire disagrees. Humph… What the hell do they know? On a side note I love my wife and I think she’s the best.

By Bob Tourtellotte
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Charlize Theron seems to have it all: beauty, brains, a high-earning Hollywood career and an Oscar in her hands. Now, the actress has added another coveted description: Sexiest Woman Alive.

Men’s magazine Esquire on Wednesday bestowed its annual honor on the South African actress who is currently starring in war film “In the Valley of Elah.”

“She combines unbelievable beauty with a smart mind and this attitude like she’s almost one of the guys — like you could hang out and have a beer with — and all of that adds up to sexy,” said Esquire articles editor Ryan D’Agostino.
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• They just make me feel good… you know… soft…

Thanks to NiceDeb for telling the world about my little problem…

Bra Bandit Steals Bras Right Off Racks…

According to police, about $15,000 worth of underwear from Victoria’s Secret was taken Saturday without tipping off employees.

Those responsible were able to haul about 350 bras out the main entrance during business hours.

Wow sir… you have a huge set of…

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