Ok, so I’ve been pushing for the “Free Ass Kicking Card” for about 10 years not. I think that every American 18 and over who pays their taxes and has no criminal record should be given a “Free Ass Kicking Card” that can be played at anytime on anyone. I’m willing to agree that only 1 card should be given but just as the “Get Out Of Jail Free Card” can be bought and sold, so should the “Free Ass Kicking Card”. I am officially playing my card… Snap Crack Wooosh… Ti Kwan Leap…

Lessing Says Sept. 11 Attacks Not So Bad
MADRID, Spain (AP) – Nobel laureate Doris Lessing said the Sept. 11 attacks in the United States were “not that terrible” when compared to attacks by the IRA in Britain. “September 11 was terrible, but if one goes back over the history of the IRA, what happened to the Americans wasn’t that terrible,” the Nobel Literature Prize winner told the leading Spanish daily El Pais.

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