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A Few Good Nuns Go To Church (Video)
God doesn’t discriminate so why should priests be able to. A few of my cross dressing lesbian clowns went and got communion on Sunday and now everyone is FReAKING out!
• (Video) Ron Paul + Pizza = Deliciousness
WTF video of the month… I think I may go for Paul… I do love pizza… I need someone to convince me otherwise or I’m going to be a PaulHead! Help…
Hat Tip Influence Peddler
• ManBearPig’s Inconvenient Court Ruling
From NiceDeb
How embarrassing for Al Gore!
A British court has determined that Al Gore’s docudrama, “An Inconvenient Truth” contains at least eleven material falsehoods, and schools will have to issue a warning before they show pupils the movie. This means that teachers will have to inform pupils that there are other opinions on global warming and they should not necessarily accept the views of the film.
Newsbusters wonders if the Tuesday morning news shows are going to be covering this little tidbit of news. Nobody’s betting on it.
The court was deciding a case brought on by a British truck driver who filed the lawsuit to prevent Gore’s propaganda film from being shown in England’s public schools. The court decided:
In order for the film to be shown, the Government must first amend their Guidance Notes to Teachers to make clear that 1.) The Film is a political work and promotes only one side of the argument. 2.) If teachers present the Film without making this plain they may be in breach of section 406 of the Education Act 1996 and guilty of political indoctrination. 3.) Eleven inaccuracies have to be specifically drawn to the attention of school children.
The list of inaccuracies can be found at Newsbusters.
But in my selfish wish to keep you here… here they are:
- The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro evidence global warming. The Government’s expert was forced to concede that this is not correct.
- The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over 650,000 years. The Court found that the film was misleading: over that period the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature rises by 800-2000 years.
- The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Government’s expert had to accept that it was “not possible” to attribute one-off events to global warming.
- The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Government’s expert had to accept that this was not the case.
- The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice. It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: in fact four polar bears drowned and this was because of a particularly violent storm.
- The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream throwing Europe into an ice age: the Claimant’s evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility.
- The film blames global warming for species losses including coral reef bleaching. The Government could not find any evidence to support this claim.
- The film suggests that the Greenland ice covering could melt causing sea levels to rise dangerously. The evidence is that Greenland will not melt for millennia.
- The film suggests that the Antarctic ice covering is melting, the evidence was that it is in fact increasing.
- The film suggests that sea levels could rise by 7m causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40cm over the next hundred years and that there is no such threat of massive migration.
- The film claims that rising sea levels has caused the evacuation of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand. The Government are unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim.
• When Will I Get A Hot Air Login?
This is a guy named Uncle Jay who does a weekly video essay. This week he mentions our favorite trackback spot Hot Air! Yes he says their name just one time… I bet he got a login for comments…. So since he is endorsing them and I am endorsing them…
When will registration be open for HOT AIR? I can post to LGF, ACE, even that craphole WickedPinto with their sick crime posts and pictures of hot chicks in bath tubs full of cheetos? They’re not really crappy, I think NiceDeb is really really sweet. But I digest… When the hell will registration be open? I waited less time for my Little Green Footballs login!!! Michelle’s even linked to here… CLICK HERE… of course it is in the trackbacks but at least she touched me… Ok that sounds weird… JUST OPEN THE REGISTRATION I have so many clever things to say!
• (Video) French More Annoying Than They Were 2:45 Ago…
Is it me or we doing this dance around 91 when Madonna put out Vogue? Anyways why anyone would want to invade this country and why we keep rescuing them is unknown. Now enjoy… Tecktonik…
Tecktonik dance craze takes Paris by storm
A new homespun urban dance phenomenon has taken hold in Paris and is quickly spreading to the rest of France through Internet videos and word-of-mouth.
Tecktonik, a mix of hip hop and techno dance, was the talk of this years Paris Techno Parade, the annual dance music street carnival that took place in the French capital last Saturday.
Groups of teenagers were overheard chanting “Tecktonik” as dance-offs took place in the street and the evening news bulletins were full of images and testimony from the leaders of this latest craze.
• Clowns Kicked KKK Asses
From Ashville Indymedia
When the white supremacist group VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK tried to host a hate rally in Knoxville, Tennessee, they were foiled by … 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clowns!

Unfortunately for [VNN] the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.
Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.
At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”
The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”
