From Ace

Chuck for Huckabee… I’m going with Huckabee now… Snap… Crack… Woosh… Ti Kwan Leap!

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

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