I was born in 1973 to a middle income white family, I am college educated and had been a liberal until mine eyes were opened in the early 90’s, thank you Bill Clinton. I was often beaten up in grade school and finally had enough after Bruno Jones flushed my new Coca Cola shirt down the toilet along with my Guess Jeans and my Le Coq Sportif hat. At that moment I decided not to take it anymore and began my study in … Snap Crack Wooosh… Ti Kwan Leap…. and I will use my Kung-Fu style to defeat all those who come to me without brains, common sense, logic or a conscience… you do not believe me? See my Master Feng Wu training to defeat his enemy!
Ti Kwan Leep
I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hah woo yah ooomm! Listen, shrimp! All this teh gey talk is really starting to piss me off. Now, are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I gonna start wipin’ the walls with you?